To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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