Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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