I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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