Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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