Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
you never un-have a 4some
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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