are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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