dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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