I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
