after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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