Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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