I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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