Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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