East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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