It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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