hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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