Pants 0. Shit 1.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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