I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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