Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Blood and glitter go together right?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Can I color on your dick again?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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