So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
