hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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