When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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