Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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