Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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