she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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