You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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