I just made out with a guy for $7.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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