if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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