You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just want nice things and good sex
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
