i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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