Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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