Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
