A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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