This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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