I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I didn't notice because vodka
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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