I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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