If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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