Sponge bath it is.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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