What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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