Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Shame is for Republicans.
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