watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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