I bet he comes in French.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she peed on how many people?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think your dad took our porno
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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