i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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