I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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