when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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