i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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