Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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