We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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