The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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