Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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