"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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